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When you do her from behind, wrapping her legs around your waist like a belt, while she clings to her walker like motorcycle handlebars.
While you were at the movies I was really given it your Grandma Country Kitchen Buffet Style.
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The sweet vagina of a corn-fed Midwestern girl.
For dinner tonight, I'm going to have me some Maker's Mark. And for dessert, a side order of country baked cunt ham.
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Why should I give a fuck? The bosses run the country anyway.
It really means "your government needs you" (to do its dirty work for it, usually by killing foreigners). It's because government can't survive without mass obedience that we should tell it to fuck off whenever it "needs" us. Down with the government!
When I need my "country", it's never there for me, so why should it expect me to be there for it in return?
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Bharat. She recognized Bangla Desh on 6 Dec 1971 around 11 AM.
Several newspapers including The New York Times, The Irish Times, Asian News Service, The Bangladesh Observer, The Washington Post, Chicago Tribune, and so on.
Bangladesh was helped by Bharat in all cases at 1971 War and became the first country to recognise Bangladesh.
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A large group of people that enjoy nothing more more than to wear no clothes and run into the sunset touching each other all the way. They let there butt checks hang in the wind and have complete disregard for the gender and government rules. Everyone that sees them is blinded by the sheer amount of white slightly jogging or pacing near them. People can’t tell if they just don’t have cars (impossible because flower is basically Disney land) or are just mentally insane (One cross country member jumped into a trash can full of water and soap completely naked only to be thrown into the floor in front of the coach) These people are one of the only group at flower mounds that are actually good, but it didn’t even count because nobody cares about them. Rest in piss.
Oh the Flower Mound cross country is coming, I better lock my doors and bleach my porch
When giving your girlfriend oral, period blood comes out rapidly.
Dam joe, I tried fucking Amanda last but instead I got some country style cherry juice.
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what i commited
i commited mass arson in 27 countries