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Chode Master General

a general master of taking chode up the ass

Joshua Dale Rosenberger was awarded the Chode Master General award for having the most chodes up his ass at one time and for having a nasty girlfriend

by bubbles333 March 4, 2007

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False Start Generation

Currently besotting the 20-something generation. You've graduated college, moved out, perhaps married, you've been climbing that corporate ladder - only to get laid off, divorced and move back in with your parents and start... all over - before the age of 30.

Also applies to those who have climbed the ladder mid-way then realized they don't want to spend the rest of their life in a box, uninspired. May have also returned to home base, also now starting all over.

Members of the False Start Generation may be cohabiting with family members and working at Starbucks or another part-time job while they "figure things out."

by FalseStartGenPres February 3, 2010


padded-furniture generation

The generation of children whose parents protect them from everything.

John: Hey Stephen, is that kid on a leash?

Stephen: Yup. He's a victim of the padded-furniture generation

by Sylvia November 24, 2006


Generational Indentured Servitude

Generationally Indentured Servitude is white people indenturing other white people to work for them; they believe they're "Earning An Honest Living" as "employees" or "small businesses" or "mom & pop shop" by means of; work harder not necessarily smarter, no minimum wage increases despite gross inflation, keep paying countless taxes, keep filing taxes hoping for a return, don't tax the wealthy, conceivably secure a 'nest egg' and anticipate retirement by 65 โ€ข but it's really 70 โ€ข all in the hopes of becoming a thousandaires while the ones they worked for became gross millionaires... and billionaires and so on.. and they double down that anyone who didn't get to become a thousandaire is their own fault, and themselves not becoming a millionaire is because democrats and lazy people - Not Rightists ALEC - despite ALEC Exposed proving otherwise!

Cashier "your total is $20.18"
Older Man "so many businesses closed because people and kids are lazy and don't want to work these days"

*others nodded in agreement*
Cashier "$10 sir and all these registers are open for you all today because people are working but not for much money "
Older man "I can't find my EBT card"
Cashier "you can't buy alcohol with EBT sir"
Older Man "all my money goes to rent and I'm retired... you should have done better in school and you'd have a better job"
Older Woman "Bob I know you, you had a trade but you're broke, use ebt and even with trade school you still been in and out of jobs and jail.. leave this kid and others alone.. Don't be a hypocrite"
Older Man "See if I would've been a better employee and tried better I wouldn't be in this spot"
Older Woman "that's right - you could've been a broke machine shop owner who's lost their business instead of a broke retired employee - big deal - thank goodness for good ol generational indentured servitude for not keeping us a float and broke oh the joy!

Older Man "we'll at least I'm not like 'others' out there who've spent their whole lives on welfare"
Cashier "sir have a good day..... next".

Older Woman ".. must be nice being at the top of the food chain and still losing: and we know what he means by others : what a sheep and what loser"

Cashier "facts"

by FerrariUnicorn February 19, 2023


General Flatness of a Sphere

A remarkable question that no one can answer. Not even your next door asian can solve this.

Dude 1 : What is the General Flatness of a Sphere?
Asian dude : Wow what a good question.
Dude 1 : no.

by Burgoined February 27, 2019


general nonsense 2018

2 years after the peak of this topic on a dead app called quizup, general nonsense is most noticable for the community that lives within the topic.

In the year 2018, popular users like ethanhaileybiopeytonadiscipioandtowg rule over the sad remains of this community. general nonsense is also commonly referred to as "gn"

that general nonsense 2018 topic sure is gay.

by jasperawrxd August 6, 2018


No Memes in General Day

One complete day of no memes in general, if a meme is found in general the user would be banned and put on trial

I better try not to post memes in general, considering today is no memes in general day!

by xDVLSxLegacy December 11, 2020

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