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What most people constantly beg for with a comment in any YouTube video. Mostly in form of an exact quote from the video being watched.
Shitweed911:"Anyways, just die already" LOL that's so hilarious! Thumbs up if you agree!
Normaldude333:Bastard...
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The right tool for every job.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.
Fellow 1: What happened to your hand?
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.
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Also known as the Buckeye cuck fuck, the Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck is when you try to “massage” another persons butthole through their clothes using your thumb
Did you see Harry army the bar last night? He gave like three girls and one guy the Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck
Thumb shaped humans that live in the North-East that begin to smell from the slime that forms in the armpits due to a lack of bathing and excessive sweating from obesity accompanied by baggy clothing when humans usually reach a weight over 300lbs and is at least 6'2.
Elie used to be a stud but after all those nuggets and Oreos he is having a hard time showering. He's literally turning into a Northeastern Thumb Slime Ogre!
A massage technique where the masseuse simultaneously sucks on the client’s big toe and inserts a thumb into their anus.
When you go to Massage Envy, don’t forget to ask for the Sloppy Tootsie Thumb Plugger from the secret menu.
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1) wen someone has one short fat thumb and one longa and skinnia one!..
2) rating..(but thats gayy!..no. one is the realll thumb and a half here)
1) o0o0o0omg that girl has a thumb and a half!
2) i like kayla i give her a thumb and a half!!..
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A text message most commonly sent to some one who has suddenly stopped replying in a text message conversation.
Tom: So anyway, would you mind if I borrowed your biology lab notes?
Emmi: (No response)
Tom: What's the matter? Cat got your thumbs?
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