A funnel-like extention to the exhaust pipe of a car
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The act of dipping your erect phallus into a condiment, presumably for your partner's pleasure. The partner will then feast upon the dipped phallus for erotic stimulation.
Woman: "Could I get a tip dip, dear?"
You: "Sure honey," *dips penis into jar of mayonnaise* " there you go. Just how you like it, enjoy!"
Woman: "Mmmmm, thank you so much dear! Everything tastes better with a little mayo!"
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self-penetration, as with a hermaphrodite, or a man penetrating his own anus with his penis.
"Man, q-tipping is just not the same as man-to-man sex. sucks dude."
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The straight, simple rules of life that will guarantee you success.
Miracle of the internet.
How to achieve serenity.
A twitter account: www.twitter.com/#!/DicksTips
-"Did you do number one?"
--'What? Are you crazy?'
-"I mean DicksTips#1!"
--'Oh, right! Of course, my good man!'
-"How did you know hepatitis be a thing?"
--'Because I know my Dick's Tips!'
-"Do you follow anyone on Twitter?"
--'Only, like, 5 people.'
-"Who do you follow?"
--'It's simple: Oprah, SteveMartinToGo, USAToday, KChenoweth, and DicksTips!'
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when you give someone a titty twister and make them whistle
Making someone whistle while getting a titty twister
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When you just take a fat shit and when you go to wipe your asshole, your anal hairs are hardened by shit.
John: "Why is Jeff celebrating in the bathroom?"
Jerry: "He's probably just feeling accomplished that he got frosted tips after eating tacos at Laura's last night."
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When your having sex, its the best bit, you know the bit at the end when you blow your beans, qv, or chuck your muck, qv.
In fact its the whole point of the excercise
I stuck my knob is, wiggled it about a bit, tipped my dirt, and then rolled over and went to kip
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