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When someone asks if you'd like cheese on toast and you really want to say yes.
Bad mother: Hey kids for dinner you can either get yelled at by your step-dad or you can have cheese on toast?
Kids: Cheese on Totes!
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Cheese whacking is something that only can be by men who are well endowed. It entails removing one's penis and smacking it on a solid surface - normally a table. A really good cheese whack will not only make a half decent noise it will also leave a knobcheese stain on the surface in question.
Cheese whacking can have several meanings. Normally it means "look at my cock, isn't it big". However, it can also take the form of abusing an inanimate object, such as a computer.
Tom got really angry with the server, so he cheese whacked it.
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Internet slang for mouse or rat
Dem cheese bois chewed into the cereal box. Better call pest control.
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Bicep muscles of a Wisconsinite.
The old cheese pipes got a good workout today lifting all those tallboys.
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Taking a minor matter and unnecessarily inflating its importance.
Comes from a fat kid grabbing rather harshly a cup of dip cheese for his fries after he realizes there is not enough on his fries.
I was driving down the road doing 30 in a 25 and this cop must have been gripping the cheese cuz he pulled me over.
When my girl told me she went to lunch with Pat from work I was gripping the cheese until i found out Pat was short for Patricia rather than Patrick.
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Same as asscheese except frontal. Can include both the unwashing of the sexual parts after sex, or simply non washing of the area for an extended period of time.
when you scratch or touch down there and its creamy feeling, then you have bag cheese.
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Not a badda cheese, but a gouda one.
Damn that's some gouda cheese
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