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i'm mr. dweamy clay
and i miss my gogy man
the best song of all time is lit this
A song that was intentionally made to be as awful as possible.
"The Most Unwanted Song" (yes, that's really what it's called) was made after a couple guys made a poll asking what people like least in music. Results included soprano singers, children's choirs, cowboy songs, commercial jingles, bagpipes, political rants, etc.
After finding what people picked the most for the most irritating things in music and in general, these diabolic fellas made a 22-minute song composed of everything mentioned above...and then some. It was released in 1997 and took the world by storm. Recently it has experienced a bit of a renaissance thanks to the Internet.
Despite being intentionally horrific, "The Most Unwanted Song" has gained a small cult following, partly due to the fact that it's arguably not THAT bad. Some argue that it's actually good.
Others will even argue that it's better than "The Most Wanted Song," created at around the same time by doing the exact opposite of what they did to make "Unwanted," because "Wanted" is simply a very bland and stereotypical love ballad.
sad song about how they cant get laid
faded in my last song soty.
A song that fits White-Americans, a.ka. Rednecks. One example is Cotton Eye Joe. The most recognized redneck song since 1995.
Redneck 1: Hey, Joe, ever heard of that one song?
Redneck 2: Sure, of course I have, Jim! Don't know why they call it the redneck song.
Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
Sixteen bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my ecstasy
(insert the rest of the lyrics)
Hey bro have you listened to the You're Mine song by DAGames?
Oh yeah its so good, it goes like Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
right?
Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
Sixteen bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my ecstasy
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
(the rest of the song is on the site named Genius, or search up You're Mine song to know the rest)
Have you heard of the You're Mine song?
Yeah It's my favourite song!
It goes like: Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
differs from campfire songs in that you are more likely to hear it around a flaming garbage can or oil drum like that of Townes Van Zandt or Hank Williams
"Do you know any fun campfire songs?"
"No, but I know a lot of unfun canfire songs."