Purple Cow

An ice cream place inside a midwest store chain called Meijer.

If you kids are good while I'm shopping I'll take you to to the Purple Cow on the way out.

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Italian Cow

A cow that speaks Italian while mooing at the same time, normally while eating.

A cow eating a piece of bacon that sounded Italian and then started mooing, making it an Italian Cow.

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Cow Shit

Tyler stepped in it lol

Person 1: I heard Tyler stepped in cow shit the other day.
Person 2: Yes I heard that too, let's laugh about his misfortunes.
Person 1: (unhinges lower jaw and laughs demonically)

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Bull and Cow

Cockny slang for a row, due to how it rhymes

"The family at the other table were having a right bull and cow"

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kelly cow

A female who does one or more of the following:
1) A person who will wake you up at 2 am to the sound of them breathing heavy and smacking their lips while eating oatmeal.
2) A racist girls who thinks its ok to joke '..my dad said if I want to visit Korea, I should just lock some trash in a bathroom and open it up in a few days'.
3) Sings Mariah Carey's touch my body in her bra while rubbing lotion on herself and eating peanut butter in the mirror. In all her fat roll glory.
4) Is fat and not cute.

When he called me a kelly cow, I just knew I had to hit the gym and stop eating them donuts.

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MILKING THE COW

MILKING THE COW -- The cash cow is a popular business term. The 70's was an interesting time especially in the Pacific Northwest and Dan Wieden and the Communist party and the Nike Logo is a Sickle.

The biggest pay off in the world, and name change and plus sign and cross. A man who became rich for essentially espionage. Milk the cow means a nice financial contribution to support the arts. Urban Dictionary is an art.

MILKING THE COW --- Because of Dan Wieden I have had the pleasure of meeting Tatyana, Olg, Mya, Stanislav, Kacha, and Roman. All move here from Russia and have an interesting story to tell me. Then Fookers at a bar and wild sex and pictures.

MILKING THE COW --- I think somebody needs to use urbandictionary in their advertising campaigns. Get the point.

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daft cow

Another term for an Aspen.

Jeez Aspen, why are you being such a daft cow?

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