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A grown man with a 'dick' the same size as a toddler's 'dick'. Really small. Really really small. Cocktail weinerish. A guy suffering from toddler dick will usually get real jealous around preschoolers. These men have been with very few women, out of shame. They tend to spend a lot of time with their mother's, because of their inadequacy in the pants. I'm trying to say, their penis is the same size right now, as an adult, as it was when they were toddlers.
Guy) Why did they get divorced?
Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.
Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.
a dick so powerful hats even looking at Hayden himself even a man will become pregnantr
son how did you become pregnant "Hayden's dick"
A large ginger penis. Red, hot and speckled like flowing lava.
Damn baby you ain't never had a ginger ? IMMA GIVE YOU THIS LAVA DICK! Careful cause imma throw them magma ropes. You aint never had hot LAVA DICK LIKE THIS BEFORE!
A mystical penis made of venereal energy from man whores across the niggerverse . Constantly on the prowl for victims to punish with its veiny girth . Capable of destroying the anal glands of even the strongest warrior.
My hoe didn’t have my money so I stuffed the bitch with the dick of life.
A dick that takes you out of this world.
A heavenly dick.
Mark made me feel like I was in heaven; his angel dick had me screaming, "Oh, God!" all night long.
a very small amount of something , like 0.01 or 0.1 grams on a scale
John: Yo how much weed you got left?
Mary: Oh we got just about point dick left.
A lemon dick is what you get when you expect a big dick but instead get a 4in at best
Chyann was dissatisfied when Jacob pulled out his lemon dick