The Coon and Friends

The coon is a super hero Eric Cartman from south Park,
The friends include Mysterion (Kenny McCormick), Toolshed (Stan Marsh), Iron Maiden (Timmy), TupperWare (Token Black), Mosquito (Clyde), Mintberry Crunch (Bradley), and Human Kite (Kyle Broflovski)
They are trying to save the world from BP oil who keeps drilling holes in the wrong spot.

Women: Somebody help Helpp!

Police: Mam The coon and friends are on the way.
Women: Thank good!
The Coon: It is i the coon,... nd friends.

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friends with benefits

when 2 people have all of the traits a relationship has,but aren't labeled boyfriend and girlfriend.and they are free to date whoever without consequence,unless you agree to other terms.

Shayne:Want to be friends with benefits?
Cayley: Sure but what are out terms
Shayne:we can date outside of this,but we still do relationship like stuff.
Cayley: Lets start now.

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fake friend

A person who is only your friend when he needs or wants something from you. After he gets what he wants, he ignores you until he wants something else.

Sao is such a fake friend. He only hangs out with me when he wants a favor from me.

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friend surfing

using a friend (or stranger's) myspace page to check out their attractive or interesting friends, then their friends, and their friends and so on.

I spent most of the afternoon friend surfing on myspace.

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that one friend

The one friend who someone goes to when they have no one else to hang out with or talk to. So basically their last choice

Guy 1: “are you friends with him?”
Guy 2: “nah he’s just that one friend”

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Fourever Friends

Memorial and Scholarship organization for the four Angola Indiana boys killed in the car crash in Alabama. They were coming home from spring break and now have scholarships for other kids to earn in their names!

Evan Weaver, Alexx Bauer, Matthew Roe, and Riley Zimmer all died in the accident and thus the Fourever Friends scholarship.

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friend mining

The act of searching through someone's FaceBook Friend list, in the hope of finding more people they can add as their friend.

Question: "I just saw Jane looking through your FaceBook, what do you think she was doing?"

Reply: "Probably friend mining again... loser!"

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