the devil is beatin his wife

slang term for weather condition when it is raining and the sun is shining at the same time

Jack and Jill walk outside:
Jack: Looks like the devil is beatin his wife.
Jill: Yea I think its so pretty when its raining and the sun is shining at the same time.

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devil is beating his wife

This expression is used to describe the weather when it is raining and sunny, also referred to as a "sunshower."

"Looks like the devil is beating his wife today," muttered the old coot as he felt the rain hit the back of his neck.

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National Prank Wife Day

May 2 prank wife day is the fseeeeee only if you don't lose her

To day is National Prank Wife Day this is the perfect chance to break up with her to get her best friend

Ur dad’s wife is a dyke

Worse insult of all time when said the earth and everyone on it explodes.

1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur sister a mister
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Well, your family tree lgbt
2. Fuck you! Your family reunion is a homosexual communion
1. Do make me do it
2. Do it Pussy
1. YOUR DAD’S WIFE IS A DYKE

2 and Everything else explodes

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My wife or my sister

The new "that's what she said". When some derragatory remark is said, another person remarks "my wife or my sister?". Another person is to respond "what's the difference?"

"Let's go to that all-you-can-eat-buffet!"
"My wife or my sister?"
"What's the difference?"

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wife beater man

the redneck you call when you are to pussy to beat your wife yourself.

did you hear jason called wife beater man, his wife got beat

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Your Wife, My Bopper

One man's wife being the sex slave/boxing spar partner of another person (that person probably being a relative)

Husband: What are you doing with my lovely wife who I have great sex with and box on the occasion.

Relative: Your Wife, My Bopper!

Husband: FUUUUCK

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