spackle the toilet

a male who masterbates, flog the log, choke the chicken, jack off

Dick: Hey Condy, have you seen W?
Condy: Ya, he went to spackle the toilet, again.
Dick: AGAIN?!
Condy: Ya, you'd think he'd be more concerned about our economy being in the shitter!
Dick: What a dick!

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Toilet Talk

When He/She prank calls someone else, as they pick up, He/She puts the phone near the "bowl" of the toilet and takes a large dump so the person or the recieving end of the phone can hear it splash.

Bro, I totaly just got some real "Toilet Talk"

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toilet dick

Noun. Slang derogatory term with no real meaning except to demean;used predominately in the Lancaster County area of Pennsylvania but heard recently in the San Antonio, Texas and Santa Ana, California areas.

Yeah? Well, your Mom is a toilet dick!!

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Meat Toilet

the best band in the world.
greatest hits include (but are not limited to):
wart history
heart, prepare to be stolen

"meat toilet is the best thing since the snuggie!"

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Toilet town

Toilet town revers to city's like Cleveland Ohio that are always damp and wet and cold like a toilet .where it rains all the time or their is wet snow all the time . where their is never nice weather like dry or warm sky's

Wow this dump Cleveland is raining all the time and cold it is like a toilet town .

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toilet potato

A nickname given to my sisters boyfriend. A synonym for a large poop. Usually originating from a poop chute.

I wish I could plant a toilet potato in that kids honor.

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Skibidi-Toiletism

A religion dedicated to Skibidi Toilet.

"Ever since I've converted to Skibidi-Toiletism, I've been so much happier! Skibidi bop bop bop bop yes yes yes yes skibidi bop."

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