Tommy has the smallest dick in the world he is packing like 1 inch so tiny so never date a tommy and did i mention that tiny ass dick of his
tommy has small cock
Tommy is a gross old man who likes girls who are barely adults. He is one major creep. Best to stay away from this rabbid invasion looking ahh creature, needs to be put down.
Bro also sounds like an uwu gacha boy man thing who secretly watches gacha heat because the missing princess rejected him so he big sad gacha uwu emo boy who always wears a hood to hide his ugly pedofile ratouille looking old man ahh face.
Mom: "OMG! Stay away, it's a Tommy."
Girl: "Why"
Mom: "He eats little girls"
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G: OMG, he's old and looking at your rack
Other G: Oh...He must be a Gacha uwu Tommy
What game is he not better than you at?
Boy 1: Bro I'm so bad at this game
Boy 2: Tommy isn't
After 6 and a half years, Tommy gay now.
6 and a half years later, tommy is gay.
He has the longest and the biggest dick in the world that can be used as a gun
When someone is so bad at League of Legends, but still spends most of his life on it.
Wow, doeas he even have a life? No, he is a real tommi golden