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i paid $600 for this piece of shit that locks up, buttons sporadically work, and does whatever it wants to do--slowly. if i press txt, the internet comes up 12 seconds later
oh, you have an htc touch pro? sorry for ya suckajack!!
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To 'Touch the Sun' is to get so high on an intoxicant/s that you feel like you can touch the sun.
Sam: Man, lets take all the shit we have and touch the sun!
Phill: Fuck yeah, I want to burn my hands off!
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Having a midas touch means anything you touch turns into gold. Having a pink midas touch means anything you touch/"touch" turns gay.
Christina always ends up single, because the men she'd date always happen to turn out gay after just the first base. She has a pink midas touch.
A river or stream that has had a golf ball placed in it, removed, then molested twice by an arguably Russian autistic 30-year-old
Dude, the recipe for these baked beans calls for twice-touched-water, what the hell is that?
Someone giving you a cloud handjob
Rainbows and blowjob and touch my azure
having danica as a friend is the best thing that has happened to me. She'll make sure to match your energy and knows whenever something is up . She's confident and will always have your back. thank you for everything!!! :)
danica taing-touch, aka my cat buddie 💪 -hanz
Monte, Monte, hook me up with a bag?
Your not hearing me, I’m out of business, I got touched!