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i paid $600 for this piece of shit that locks up, buttons sporadically work, and does whatever it wants to do--slowly. if i press txt, the internet comes up 12 seconds later
oh, you have an htc touch pro? sorry for ya suckajack!!
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To 'Touch the Sun' is to get so high on an intoxicant/s that you feel like you can touch the sun.
Sam: Man, lets take all the shit we have and touch the sun!
Phill: Fuck yeah, I want to burn my hands off!
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having danica as a friend is the best thing that has happened to me. She'll make sure to match your energy and knows whenever something is up . She's confident and will always have your back. thank you for everything!!! :)
danica taing-touch, aka my cat buddie 💪 -hanz
Having a midas touch means anything you touch turns into gold. Having a pink midas touch means anything you touch/"touch" turns gay.
Christina always ends up single, because the men she'd date always happen to turn out gay after just the first base. She has a pink midas touch.
A river or stream that has had a golf ball placed in it, removed, then molested twice by an arguably Russian autistic 30-year-old
Dude, the recipe for these baked beans calls for twice-touched-water, what the hell is that?
What someone has when they break technology or gadgets easily just by touching or holding it. Usually women have it more than men.
Guy1: Dude, I lent my laptop to your girlfriend for five minutes and it already broke! Is every girl so bad with technology?
Guy2: Yeah, they all got the tech touch of death.
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When you bend over and touch your toes and while you are bent over, someone enters your backdoor.
The other night, Selena was being a real flirty girl and asked me to give her the ol' Texas Toe-Touch.