Truck Seat Tuna

When you bag a last call 10 at the bar and she leaves a snail trail on your truck seat.

Last time I gave her a ride home she left me with Truck Seat Tuna

box truck logic

Moving ahead with an asinine plan even though most normal people wouldn't even consider it.

Andrew is going to have his business buy a box truck that he plans to daily drive. That's some serious box truck logic

hot off the truck

Stolen from a cargo truck or manufacturer

Wanna buy a phone. Hot off the truck

Inflatable Semi-Truck

A Semi-Truck, but an inflatable toy.

I got hit by an Inflatable Semi-Truck.

Oregon logging truck

Passing a poop or turd from one butthole to another butthole

Samantha gave me the “Oregon logging truck” last night.

buck the Purex truck

Don’t be dumbshit that goes into places flailing around like a fucking idiot.

I was going to take TJ to Pamida to purchase some Pony hightops but decided not to buck the Purex truck. TJ always goes full blown retard,

fork lift truck

this is where u place your penis underneath a girls head whilst she is sleeping and then get an erection which lifts her head up

she is sleeping lets get out the fork lift

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