ur mom noob

The worst insult possible. It might be the worst thing that could happen to you.

Jimmy: Ur fat
Joseph: Ur mom noob.
Jimmy: I wanna die

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Ur sister mister

The worst possible insult ever in the entire world apart from your granny tranny

"Your Granny Tranny lol!"
"Ha! Your sister mister"
*implodes*

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Ur brother a mother

The worst insult in the entire English language. Every time this insult is used, an alternate universe is destroyed. This insult is so powerful it can't be countered.

Friend 1: Ur grandpap a trap
Friend 2: Well ur brother a mother
*thousands of alternate universes spontaneously combust*

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Ur grampy trampy

The ultimate diss. This can be used to reply to things like your granny tranny

Ryan: Your mom gay lol
Bradley: no u
Ryan: Ur daddy lesbian
Bradley: Your granny tranny
Ryan: Your grampy trampy
Bradley:*looses all faith and kills himself in less than 1 second*

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ur dad lesbian

The opposite of "ur mom gay".

Hey kid, ur mom gay. Oh yeah? ur dad lesbian.

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Ur Aunt Autistic

The only insult that can surpass “Ur Granny Tranny”. Only use this when you want to end someones life

Jim: Ur mom gay
Matt: No u
Jim: Ur dad lesbian
Matt: Ur granny tranny
Jim: Ur aunt autistic
Matt: *dies instantly- stuck in purgatory*

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sat ur day

SAT ur day is the day between Friday and Sunday, on which you take the SAT.

*1*: Dude, wanna go out and grab some lunch on Saturday?

*2*: No way, it's SAT ur day for me.

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