ur mom islam

The new ultimate roast of the century and life, if used it will decimate your opponent and make the entire universe implode and the big bang will start again.

Steve: "Ur mom gay"
Joe; 'Well ur mom islam!"
Universe implodes, and Steve blows up along with it

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ur mom gay

ur mom gay as in your mom is fucking retardedly gay as fuck.

hahahaha bruh, ur mom gay...
ur mom hella gay....

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Ur sister mister

The worst possible insult ever in the entire world apart from your granny tranny

"Your Granny Tranny lol!"
"Ha! Your sister mister"
*implodes*

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Ur brother a mother

The worst insult in the entire English language. Every time this insult is used, an alternate universe is destroyed. This insult is so powerful it can't be countered.

Friend 1: Ur grandpap a trap
Friend 2: Well ur brother a mother
*thousands of alternate universes spontaneously combust*

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Ur grampy trampy

The ultimate diss. This can be used to reply to things like your granny tranny

Ryan: Your mom gay lol
Bradley: no u
Ryan: Ur daddy lesbian
Bradley: Your granny tranny
Ryan: Your grampy trampy
Bradley:*looses all faith and kills himself in less than 1 second*

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ur dad lesbian

The opposite of "ur mom gay".

Hey kid, ur mom gay. Oh yeah? ur dad lesbian.

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Ur Aunt Autistic

The only insult that can surpass “Ur Granny Tranny”. Only use this when you want to end someones life

Jim: Ur mom gay
Matt: No u
Jim: Ur dad lesbian
Matt: Ur granny tranny
Jim: Ur aunt autistic
Matt: *dies instantly- stuck in purgatory*

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