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**WARNINGS**
-ASS WILL BE SLAPPED, GRABBED, OR OTHERWISE GROPED
-7TH GRADE MATH TEACHERS WILL LOOK DOWN YOUR SHIRT
-YOU WILL GET HIGH OFF THE MENTHOL COUGH DROPS...if u try hard enough...
-stay clear of staircases... 10 foot high linoleum splat death... tie shoes
*reminder: you CAN walk over the people on the ground mid-fight...probably got one swing and pussied out anyway..*
welcome to the home of the patriots!
derived from a name that refers those in the 17th century who rejected loyalist agenda and rebelled against British control, there is no fucking way you would've learned and retained that information with Great Valley's curriculum.. you'll learn more meeting GOD off of the drugs provided in any big stall constructed for the sole purpose of passing penjamins and trapping elf bars. but before you're corrupted by hand-me-down fentanyl laced adderall, you move up the ranks of GV, where each year your innocence is slowly stolen and your intelligence is blatantly exploited by administrative trash... if you think that's harsh just wait til you hear about the way the people up top handle things.. little issues, you know, like racism or assault... you'd think a blue ribbon school, voted one of the top 5 in chester county, would take those matters more seriously...but.. BLUE WHITE AND PRIVILEGE THESE COLORS DON'T RUN BABYYY. AND "my kid is an honor student at great valley high school" has such a nice ring to it.
"i was apart of Great Valley School District and now I'm a teenage mother with aspirations of being the Top Female Trap Queen on the Main Line"
"Great Valley School District robbed me of my childhood and literally lit my house on fire..?!"
"i loved being apart of Great Valley School District! (**i peaked in high-school**)."
"i was apart of Great Valley School District for only 3 years and all i have to show for it is chlamydia and this dumb t-shirt."
Great Valley High School is a pretentious-ass school that prides themselves on "being one of the top schools of PA" but lacks the civility of aiming poop into the toilet (i’m looking at you sink-shitter).
“Hey, did you hear about that fruity rich kid at Great Valley High School?"
"Yeah, you mean all of them?"
“Hey what’s your sexuality” “ oh, I go to Putnam valley middle school” “ oh nice I support you” “thanks man I really appreciate it”
Tri-Valley high school is located in Dresden, Ohio. This school is full of people who either know everyone or no one. There are many cliques, and if your not a part of one, then the only reason anyone would know you is if they made fun of you. When one of the popular kids would find out your rich or good at sports they’re automatically nice to you. The school either has really clean people, or really stinky people that would wear the same clothes for 2 weeks straight, and don’t even know what deodorant is. Overall the school is filled with assholes, people who smell like shit, poor ass motherfuckers, popular girls and boys that think they’re the shit because they play sports, and druggies, etc…
Randy- “Tri-Valley High school is like a cult of popular kids and they are assholes.”
PB-(Popular boy at Tri- Valley that thinks he’s all that because he plays football and has over 30 bodies)“Hey man, you really stink.”
K-(Kid that has many problems at home and can barely afford socks) “Im sorry. My family can’t afford to pay the water bill at the moment.”
PB- “Well then get a job dumb ass.”
Ex. 2
K-(Kid in school that risks his education and future to make the people in his class laugh) “Yo bro, you smell that?”
P- (Pothead that thinks he’s in a gang and only knows how to shit, piss, and fight) “Nah, whatcha mean?”
K- “I think you shit your pants bro”
P- “The fuck you mean. I shit this morning. I don’t smell shit.”
K- “Someone must of forgot to put deodorant on, I swear to god.”
P- “The fuck is deodorant?”
K- “YOOOOO THIS BOY DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHAT DEODORANT IS!”
P-“Man don’t play with me, i’ll get my boys down here to shoot this motherfucker up! You hear me?” K- “Bro you KNOW that would never happen! It’s just that shit you put under your armpits in the morning.”
P- “Whatever man, I don’t stink.”
A place where special people turn into in breading cowboys/girls. They have no self respect they just act like nothing ever happened and there parents are not cousins
Girl:hey u no those mvms kids are all related
Girl 2:really!?! That weird
Girl: that's just Merrimack valley middle school I guess
This is the thick yellowee substance a chick discharges after a creampie . The male must continue to fornicate and churn the creampie to achieve butterscotch delight.
Dude! I churned my creampie in this hoe'z snatch for over an hour made me some akron valley butterscotch surprise for the drive home!
A rather large, green prison located in Naperville. Generally for the most violent teenagers.
"Good lord, LaTrondo is such a thug! I'll just send him to Waubonsie Valley High School"
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