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Waffle Merchant

A person who tells you a story about something that never happened and talks literally through their hole. More shite coming out their mouth than their arse in life.

Wow did you hear what Killa Toges said to me the other day about him flying to Australia for a weekend?

A proper waffle merchant !!

by OnDaSauce January 30, 2023


queenly waffle

A magnificently decorated waffle

That waffle is so amazing looking, it must be a queenly waffle.

by FigmaScrotum June 3, 2018

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cunt waffle

A person who looks like a flattened vagina.

"You look like a cunt waffle."

by MidnightRush April 19, 2017


dieggo waffles

a balicious shobe that gets sent letters from close friends

Wow, look at dieggo waffles over there

by MlemShobe November 20, 2019


wacky waffle

When you take a shower start beating your meat, shit yourself and then waffle stomp your shit down the drain!

Jerry did a wacky waffle in the shower last night.

by shaman _u1trastrong January 8, 2021


yellow waffle

when a man pees on a waffle as the woman proceeds to eat said waffle

she wanted to reward me with a yellow waffle breakfast

by waffle house November 3, 2021


Waffle Kink

A joke started by quite a few Instagrammers.

-The desire to have sex with a waffle.

"Ay, did you hear that James has a waffle kink?"

by -yoyoyoyohane April 5, 2017