A person who tells you a story about something that never happened and talks literally through their hole. More shite coming out their mouth than their arse in life.
Wow did you hear what Killa Toges said to me the other day about him flying to Australia for a weekend?
A proper waffle merchant !!
A magnificently decorated waffle
That waffle is so amazing looking, it must be a queenly waffle.
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A person who looks like a flattened vagina.
"You look like a cunt waffle."
a balicious shobe that gets sent letters from close friends
Wow, look at dieggo waffles over there
When you take a shower start beating your meat, shit yourself and then waffle stomp your shit down the drain!
Jerry did a wacky waffle in the shower last night.
when a man pees on a waffle as the woman proceeds to eat said waffle
she wanted to reward me with a yellow waffle breakfast
A joke started by quite a few Instagrammers.
-The desire to have sex with a waffle.
"Ay, did you hear that James has a waffle kink?"