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Watch monster. A person who loves horror movies and can easily fall asleep to it.
My sister is a watch monster. She fell asleep watching The Bride Of Chucky.
When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.
Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day
laying outside at night and participating in semi-sexual (or very sexual for y’all little freaks) activity
“Me and Amanda were watching the stars last night ;)”
“No way! You made out with Amanda?!”
A staged event not an actual event.
Define The police and fireman tell little yoohoos to play little games.. was there a real crime or was the disturbance of the sort staged??
Military laughs doesn't know shit about nothing
That's like another countries military entering our air space for example 10,000 signapore armed forces enter air space United States armed forces ntercepts not for drama but doing the showa lol
Theatrics for example total defense display i.e theatrics the watch should probably save theatrics for YouTube not for real life lol...
Two people who are flirting and seem to be interested in hooking up/having sex
Ethan and Samantha have been talking for a while... I'd say they're on fuck watch at this point.
Unlike binge watching, bulimic watching is when you watch a few episodes of a show and drop it immediately do to the fact "you've seen enough to know it's gonna be shit". This is repeated for most shows the person watches. They then act like they've seen the whole show when giving feedback on how bad it is.
Tamir dropped Stranger Things after 2 episodes, but acts like he has seen every episode when telling people how shit it is. My nigga is bulimic watching all the time