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Business Monday

Between 1800 to 0000 on a Sunday evening when most businesses are closed, and for all intents and purposes, it might as well be Monday.

T: "I've already got two things done off my to do list for this week."
A: "Don't you mean next week?"
T: "Yeah but it might as well be tomorrow now."
A: <shrugs> "Business Monday, innit."

by nekro3 March 26, 2018


Monkey business

Monkey business is when you and your friends get naked and jump around on a bed, The first one to fall off gets Turkey slapped and the rest of the monkeys do whatever they want to the Monkey that fell off

Hey Ashton wanna indulge in the act of Monkey business

Yeah sure man

by Bulldogdmttv September 19, 2023


monkey business

a black owned business

“ i would really like to shop there. that’s a monkey business

by lilstankstank October 13, 2022


man busy

When a man is overwhelmed by one task while a female counter part is juggling 20.

Mom is making dinner, changing diaper, managing homework, while cleaning house and asks man for help, taking out the trash. Man replies: I can’t I need to take a shower, I’m busy. (Man busy)

by Toby Gunk August 3, 2018


JR Busy

When you’re “JR busy” it means you’re doing work you love and somehow getting paid for it

I’m JR busy and life is good!

by Nitsua007 March 24, 2022


Meat and Video business

A business term for when two distinct and very different businesses merge or an exist business brings out a completely new and at odds revenue stream.

that grocery store now sells car insurance, ' that is a total meat and video business now'.

by At odds June 16, 2022


Open for business

When a female work colleague turns around, bends over her desk and drops her pants/panties to be taken from behind

Lady: come to my office, I’m open for business

by Figgyh December 11, 2018