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When you get so scared at the movies that you spit into your hot buttered popcorn creating spudder butter.
The opening scene of the movie scared us so bad that we spit into our hot buttered popcorn creating hot sputtered popcorn .
The muscular knot incurred during strenuous sex that requires the lover to stop and take a walk around the room.
John was hitting that ass hard until he pulled out due to a hot knot.
The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.
Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"
Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"
Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"
What you say when you are getting fucked
Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot
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When she's HOT A.F. but she's a little tarded at texting.
A mixture of hot and retarded.
Hazel is Hot-tarded because she texted gaga instead of Haha.
hot pockets and mountain - food choice of
Jr high / middle school students, high school students,
Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and
30 to 40 year old virgins.
And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.
Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !
Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.
Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it
It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo
I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it