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1. Used during sexual intercourse - often demanding deeper penetration from the recieving end
2. Used during a situation which may be unwanted by a person or party, or in a severe or outright dangerous situation
3. Said by one to comment in a positive way on something that they have experienced or taken part in, seen or eaten
1. Fuck me!
2. Bus blown up in Eastleigh? Fuck me!
3. Fuck me! These brownies are good!
What girls say when they have sexual business with “dicks”
Girl: Ah~ Fuck me~
Girl 2: Push it in~ Deeper~ Ah~
Girl 3: Shove that dick in me and fuck me daddy~
Girl: fuck me fuck me make me cum~
Girl 2: fuck me till I die daddy~
Girl 3: faster faster faster harder harder harder daddy make me cum make me cum~
All: suck u-
All: *erupts in white cream*
Boy: *wakes up*
Its either they are asking you to fuck them or they want to kill themselves for some reason.
1. “Okay just fuck me.”
2. FUCK ME! I’m so dumb!
A way of expressing disbelief and frustration like the phrases , “Are you kidding me right now” & “Unbelievable”
For crazier situations, it’s the shortened version of the rhetorical question, “You’ve gotta be fucking me right now, right?”
*at work instantly after getting there*
Boss: I need you to get A, B &C done before noon and then manage the rest of the day cause I’m leaving early.
You: *under your breath* “fuck me, I guess”. Or * boss leaves room* “Good morning Vietnam! I see breakfast is still the ‘FUCK ME’ special!”
1. A way to express anger
2. A expression of what you want to do
When the box fell on James' foot he screamed Fuck me .
when you want someone to fuck you um you can either use daddy or mommy doesnt matter genders are available so if youre kinky as fuck um ask your partner this or something idk
please, fuck me mommy/daddy means you want to have sex
How Gordon Ramsay says 'fuck you'
Ramsay: Where's the Wellington?
Chef: 3 minutes.
Ramsay: Ahhh...fuck me.