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When a dog senses his owners winding down in the afternoon as the sun begins to go down and they start to act a fool. Becoming extremely playful, aggressive, and engaging in acts of foolery.
Person A: wow, your dog is really hyper right now, are they always like this?
Person B: No, the sun is starting to go down, they have sun doggers syndrome.
One of the most rare syndromes, discovered by the world renowned scientist Cannon Cool. It’s where you shit out of your dick.
Cannon, you have shitter dick syndrome!
When many colleagues in the office wear headphones almost constantly, appearing busy and unavailable for collaboration.
My team at work has office headphone syndrome. We work in the same room and supposed to collaborate with each other, but many people wear headphones almost constantly while working on the computer and appear busy and inaccessible. It's awkward to constantly ask them to take off their headphones, so they're effectively absent, as if they're working remotely.
When a marple girl is to ugly to pull marple guys, she has to go to a different school to get a boyfriend.
Damn, she got with that guy from haverford, she must have beat marple girl syndrome.
When a marple girl is to beat to get with anyone from her school, so she has to go to a different school to get someone.
Yo, that girl definitely has beat marple girl syndrome
Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
When the words in your brain are speaking faster than your hands can type it.
Hey man, I was texting my sister the other day when I suddenly got slow body syndrome.