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A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.
TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!
Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!
TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)
A dick that’s so big that it takes Christopher Nolan 35 millimeter I-max camera to take a dick pic.
Girl: send me a dick pic
Guy: *sends*
Girl: Jesus Christ! That’s an Oppenheimer Cock!
Some one who live on or by the means of genitals
The girls whole crew was a cock surfer
an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.
"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"
Strongest known dynasty to govern over a part of the world.
Let's hope that the Cock Dynasty has mercy on our feeble souls.
When you are on pornhub satisfying your foot fetish with minecraft steve giving alex a foot job and your in your moms basement jacking off to it and your TINY ERECTOR starts to BURN with the FLAME OF HELLLLLL. i've never ever felt this but i know one of you have and you rely on this because you're a fucking virgin. Can also be used to say if someone has a "hot spot"
Broooooo. Little jimmy making me go WILD rn
You saying?
My Pixie is on feuer rn idk what do to
You got a flaming cock?
wtf is that
When you are on pornhub satisfying your foot fetish with minecraft steve giving a foot job and your in your moms basement jacking off to it and your tiny erector starts to burn with the flame of hell.
Bro i just had that feeling a couple of days ago
ya you told me
no i was watching that video
well shit
an inanimate object that is so hot you can dick it down
"DAYUM!! this tha new beamer? that shit is definitely cock worthy."