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Any experience that leaves you in slack jawed amazement
you: look at that! a flying tiger pooping rainbows and diamonds!!!
Me: Odin's Balls!!!
ur testicular ball dies just die
my friend tummy has inverted testicular ball cancer
A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.
girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!
girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!
When you use your foot to kick someone in the dick. When your toe contacts the balls
“What did you do on the weekend?”
“ I toe balled Mikey, he was pissing me off”
When you are trying to get a pay rise off your boss
When mike metzki talks to the boss his balls hitchinski
When you stick your balls in a deep fryer and say "blub blub i'm an octopus nigga" and then fuck someone
person: "aye me and this bitch made deep fried squid balls"
Ball Choker Pants
Guy pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.
Nate wearing those ball choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.
Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those ball choker pants.
Nate's girlfriend when Monica Lewinsky on his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for ball choker pants.