sex corncakes

a wonderful baked pastry combining cornmeal sugar and orgasmic fluids

John ate many sex corncakes

ball sex anthem

just a song, it doesnt say balk sex thi so im really mad🤬

Ball sex anthem:
Girls call me they with the ball sex, My dick is hard she with the ball sex. or Girls call me they with the phone sex, My dick is hard she with the phone sex.

Sex preparation

Something done before foreplay to prepare for sex. Usually done by men.

Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!

Hurricane Sex

When ya girl is blowing you real gud.

Friend: Yo did yall kick it last night?
You: Hell ya dude she gave me Hurricane sex!
Friend: OwO *instantly dies*

Road sex

The act of having sex while driving. Root word road head the act getting thy penis sucked while driving.

We were doing triple digits while having road sex

sex trucks

1.) Heavy fornitcation involving the usage of two seater vehicles with a rear bed in a dominant role; scandalous activity involving commercial horticulture or whorticulture
2.) A misspelling of sex tricks

Fredrick: Hey man, you tryna do some sex trucks at this party tomorrow?
Quentin: Nah, I'm already on parole for cum farming.

Birthday sex

What I HOPE A NANCY DIDN'T GIVE MY MAN

I'm gonna give my mouth to Calendario on some birthday sex. Triple threat actually.