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Obamas Sussy Balls

Something that Knight the Fluff#7907 loves, and others alike.

Knight saw Obamas sussy balls and passed out.

I love Obamas sussy balls!

by The Duck Lover July 24, 2022


Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls

Balls

Wow thats some Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls.

by SudirtPigMan October 10, 2022


SHIT BALL CANNON

One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.

Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.

Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 5, 2021


ball cracker 9000

ball cracker 9000 -a weapon usually used in the mid evil times to bludgeon an enemies private parts till eventually they have a fate worse than death.

ball cracker 9000- it is a weapon of mas destruction that if used on a person it can severely damage a persons genitals until they die

by hunju August 27, 2021


balls or bust

a term to express the thought that an androgynous/genderless character is a male.

"Bro, Crona from Soul Eater is a cute boy!"
"Aren't they genderless?"
"Balls or bust."

by rickster_the_number_one March 11, 2022


Snowy Mountain Balls Sandwich

A meatball sandwich or meatball sub that is topped with granulated sugar.

Erk: Lou what are you eating?

Lou: A snowy mountain balls sandwich

by Lou9896 April 8, 2024


grab capitalism by the balls

N.B: this expression is supposed to be used mainly by WASPs when talking to other WASPs, but this is not mandatory; non-WASPs can, but again this is not mandatory, use other perfectly correct English translations of the same Latin phrase, such a 'grab life by the horns', among others.

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial line' grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, Thomas Hobbes and John Locke, but i doubt it they would have used the exact same words.

by Sexydimma June 13, 2013