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grab capitalism by the balls

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, people like Thomas Jefferson, John Locke and Thomas Hobbes.

by Sexydimma November 13, 2013


grab capitalism by the balls

(as a pun/ variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'): one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern WASP capitalism, people like John Locke or Thomas Hobbes.

by Sexydimma January 5, 2017


when the balls are balls

a common term that describes a hardcore event that involves hard things

guy 1: (sends a video of hardheadedness)
response: "that's what happens when the balls are balls "
response 2:"that's the balls"

by cheeze handler February 22, 2022


Ball Dunk

When you sit on a public bar toilet and the water level is too high, resulting in your testicles plunging into the swamp.

Dude #1: what’s up?
Dude#2: not much eh, just got back from the crabby joes, don’t use the restrooms there, I ball dunked hard.

by Clogbuster April 17, 2022


Petite balls

balls so small ants could lift them

my petite balls have depleted of all their liquids.

by retard-guy December 24, 2022


Ball Munch

1. Somebody who saturates another person's testicle(s) with the tongue and saliva.

2. A condescending faggot.

"Yo momma iz a ball munch."

"George Lakoff is a ball munch."

by Salman Grundie December 3, 2007


by the balls

To have a strong hold on something or someone (literal or figuratively).

Typically used to describe someone with absolute control in a given situation.

We had to do what mom wanted because she had the family by the balls

by Achromatifex May 10, 2023