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Aespa impregnated me lol haha then mummy will like them
Aespa impregnated me lol haha then mummy will like them
1đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž
Used in the first “Deadpool” movie..just before he cuts off his hand to escape and flip of colossus lol basically it doesn’t matter cause ain’t no “god” listening or watching so yolo.. God is a child with football field size ant-farm.. and where deep in the cavern system gents
Do it or don’t.. it’s not like you’d be struck by lightning or turned it to salt.. like Are you there God? It's me, Margaret
The refrain of an adult with a child's level of patience.
"At some point maybe we can discuss it."
"No! Tell me now!"
The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber
cucumber loves me
When someone wipes your ass for you because you ran out of toilet paper.
I asked Corey to help me out and he said he would squaddle me down anytime.
a mistranslation from vietnamese a girl made:
"tĂ´i thĂch trá sĆ°a. tĂ´i = me, thĂch = like, trá = tea, sĆ°a = milk "
*it was a direct translation made by a girl*
"omg ur discord status- "me like tea milk" pls-"
"I KNOW OMG HSJAAJAJAH"
Kelly told Richard "imma have to have you run me that meat before you go home."