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A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.
Kim forced her cock melon into Alex's mouth, until he had eaten every bite.
Largest object in the entire universe. Too large to be seen with the human eye.
If you thought a black hole was big wait till you see Colby’s Cock.
Something that is extremely fine or extraordinary. Exquisite.
That's one of the best meals I've ever eaten. Just, tip of the cocktail.
My wife picked out the nicest car on the lot. It was tip of the cock.
The sexual act of ramming a chicken nugget down your sexual partner’s throat with your penis.
I’m gonna give Becky a Cock McMusket tonight.
Las Vegas NV. This town of glitz, lights, gambling and entertainment has a reputation as a mecca of sin and sex. Sure, the place is amazing if your single; single female that is. With a male to female ratio of about 12 guys for ever girl, Cock Vegas is an oasis of penis. Many guys have claimed that Alaska has more available chicks then Cock Vegas, and that is saying something. Go to a club; it gets up to 56 guys and 5 girls. Some clubs have even enforced a 1 to 1 ratio and you have men lined up around the block twice trying to get in. Las Vegas and San Diego ( Cock Vegas and Man Diego ) might as well be brothers in pecker. On Industrial road where the strip clubs and "Swinger" clubs are, which to a local are well known rip offs, have an endless flow of cock shooting off dollars and cents.
Go to anyplace, online, and see for yourself. Experience Cock Vegas for yourself.
Slapping hot sauce on your balls and twisting your Pubes to make a bow tie and dunking your cock in red food coloring during sex.
Me and Jenny got down on that Hot Cock if you know what I mean
The implement/instrument used by someone holding the official capacity of a 'shagger'
Enjoys the company of many woman, often taking part in alot of buggering and nighttime shananigans
'He wasn't feeling to good so he went to get a check up..
..he's only ended up with shaggers cock'