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Face it we all have no gf

You looked this up because you

A: are lonely and fuck toilets, a piece of wood, and fake ass

or B: you did the impossible and got a hot girlfriend who wants to bang real hard because your dick is so fucking large you can break her pussy fast af

A is likely

Guy: I just got a girlfriend and had sex with her mass

Guy 2: Good jok- oh.

by lololololo797969lolololoæégêęä March 25, 2024


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Add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray you don't multiply

"Hey babe" " Yeah?" "Wanna do some math w/ me?" "Sure what type??" "Sex, it's just like math" :Does Mischevious Laugh: >:)

by poosay tight poosay clean January 13, 2023


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find a boyfriend first and than we’ll talk about it

So find a boyfriend

Make him horny
And than have sex

by I AM BORED ASF March 30, 2022


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Young Thug

fan 1 : hey have you heard SEX new album?

by goldenpussy October 7, 2022


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what urban dictionary definers (edgy 13 year olds) overuse as innappropriate slang

"hey dude i was wondering should we look at the definition of cheese"

"if you will lmao, read it out"

"Cheese is when you proceed to do sex with a-"

"nevermind"

by RF5C January 15, 2025


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When a guy puts his cock in a girls pussy

either of the two main categories (male and female) into which humans and most other living things are divided on the basis of their reproductive functions. sex

by Sam is Sai April 15, 2022


Sex

sex

sex

by yumyumsexsexyum February 19, 2022