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putting an outtie in an innie or vice versa before marriage
I had premarital sex by putting my outtie in her innie
The act of having sex in dangerous situations where the goal is to achieve climax for either or both parties before meeting there doom.
Look there's a train coming down these tracks in 15 minutes let's have Houdini sex .
Sex involving rurally isolated, filthy, morbidly obese, bad odor smelling people with rotting teeth and breath usually found in the southern parts of the US. Not to be confused with "sweet home alabama sex" but the two go often hand in hand.
Travis: "Bubba, just looking at you I can see you are the product of hillbilly sex"
A man and a man will have hot and steamy hardcore gay sex
Joe. M: Let’s have hardcore gay sex Carmen!
Carmen: No go kill yoursel-
After sex, the particule left in the sheets resembling lint from the dryer.
Last night, we made enough sex lint to make a new sweater!
One who brags about how much sex they have.
Person: (Makes a compelling argument)
Sex Bragger: That's a decent point, unfortunately you have no sex. I have lots of sex.
(everyone starts clapping)
Sex Bragger: Thank you, Thank you very much!
One who brags about how much sex they have
Sex Bragger: I have lots of sex. You have no sex.
(everyone claps)