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An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.
Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.
Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."
The sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his dick in their ass without allowing sufficient time to prepare.
Miguel needs to learn how to top. He just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my ass. I've still got Hot Curling Iron Syndrome.
Inserting your feces into someone else’s anus, using your hand or tongue
I thought I was going to get a rim job, but that sicko gave me a hot avocado instead!
After having a large meal you and your partner engage in anal sex. He ejaculates inside and you turn around shit the contents into his open mouth.
This is an extension to the hot carl and\or a hot lunch.
My boyfriend and I just spent a few hours at Golden Coral, he wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom and insisted we had a “Hot Ryan”. After he loaded my ass with his cum I sat over his mouth and pushed everything out.
When a man recites the Torah while giving a female a facial.
Joseph gave Sarah a Hot Jewish during Passover.
Licking the shit off someone's chest.
My man did a Hot enrique on me.