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Cock vac

N.

1. penis pump

Dude, Jeff got a new cock vac today!

by Spittle Masta July 17, 2008


The Great Cock War of 2017

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?

"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"

by Emperor Joseph II November 20, 2017


Lord Dragon Cock

A man named Jason Freeland whom has a Lord Dragon Cock. His cock has girth and is long. It roars, and breathes fire . It shoots super long , and says I am Lord Dragon Cock .

Top of the morning to you Lord Dragon Cock !

by Ultra Violet July 27, 2022


Cock barnacles

A guy with Herpes on his dick

"Did Richard really get Herpes from rawing Johnny?"
"Yeah know they both have cock barnacles!"

by Drfrankenstoner July 16, 2015


stock cock

(N.) A penis that is used as b-roll footage during pornog movies, it may not be the actual actor's member but merely selected for its artistic appeal.

Ohh...no my face was never in the movie, I was cranking down in the corner and they just used me as a stock cock.

by Mailmancalves December 30, 2016


cock rolling

The act of one rolling tape over his cock, then inserting it into the woman's vagina.

This is typically used as a form of birth control, or by people who cannot afford condoms.

Jack typically uses cock rolling to prevent his girlfriend from becoming pregnant.

by Elixir of Wisdom June 30, 2015


horse cock

a horses cock

i put a horse cock in my pussy

by pussy fucker 19 February 9, 2018