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When a mans dick is so big that it can be compared to a horse's cock.
It's not my fault i have a Horse Cock.
when you pour maple syrup into your pussy and bounce on your lovers cock so fast it starts to build friction and he lets a loud cock fart.
"my girlfriend miranda poured syrup into her pussy and bounced so hard i had a canadian cock burp"
Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents
penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock
Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents
penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock
When you smack your hard penis across a girls face. This is normally a form of punishment for something they refused to do earlier.
"My girlfriend refused to go anal with me last night so I gave that bitch a cock n' slash."
What you say when you are getting fucked
Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot
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A night dedicated to Ireland dominating the Theta Chi Beer Olympics.
Ireland had themselves one hell of a night cock last night. Fuck Andre.