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The day before christmas, a group of men stand over you and jerk their willies off onto you. The phenomenon makes a mistle toe that you get on both knees to get under.
Ruben : Cock Holiday is my favorite holiday
Chris : you fucking fag
A term used to describe someone (in my own case a female) who is very good at pleasuring cocks. If an artist is good/an expert with doing art, a cock artist is an expert with cocks. A good cock artist will find the sensitive parts on a cock and utilise them for her own/the receivers benefit. She will guage this by the receivers reaction as he is touched in various places, by his breathing, his heart rate, his facial expression (unless it's dark), how he moves, his own body in response. Importantly, a good cock artist takes the time to get to know a new cock. She will likely be intelligent so able to do this quite quickly. Good times.
Guy 1: "Dude, how's it going with that new girlfriend"
Cock artist receiver: "oh it's great, I've just found out she is such a great cock artist"
Guy 1: "what the fuck is a cock artist"
Cock artist receiver: "she's great with cocks, like not in a filthy way, but in a sensitive way"
This is the nickname for the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic of 2020. Cause really no time in history has there been more of an obstacle for a guy to get laid.
Man I can't remember the last time I banged. I mean the Cock Block Supreme just keeps going and going.
world day of send dick pick to our friend, of u want screen it, and rate the Dick.
cock day photo Meana: Send a picture of your dick to your friends who ask for it.
You will need lube if you have a alien cock
I have a big alien cock so big it can break you
Used when you unwittingly do something that you know is a dumb idea but you do it anyways.
When you let a dog off his leash around a group of chicken. Inevitably "The Dog Bites the Cock".
When a girl is giving a blowjob and gargles on it whilst moving it around her mouth.
Andy "Hey have you heard about Abi's blow job skills?"
Mark "Yeah I heard she's is keen on Cock Boggling! Everyone enjoys a boggling from time to time."
Andy "Too right, she's a top notch boggler!"