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When a mans dick is so big that it can be compared to a horse's cock.
It's not my fault i have a Horse Cock.
when you pour maple syrup into your pussy and bounce on your lovers cock so fast it starts to build friction and he lets a loud cock fart.
"my girlfriend miranda poured syrup into her pussy and bounced so hard i had a canadian cock burp"
Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents
penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock
Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents
penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock
A cock biting asshole is a whole new level of a asshole it is to the point of where you do not care about what people say,think or do
"Wow he parked in a handicapped parking lot"
"Wow what a Cock Biting Asshole"
Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."
Flashing a pistol to make your penis look bigger. Compensating with brains may be dumb enough to fuck up and kill someone
If you El-cocking you can leave or get shot