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National Sweaty Balls Day Takes Place Every January 11th, All Men Are Required to Sniff Their Balls Atleast Once That Day, The Rule Being Upped to Atleast 10 Times if The Person is a Femboy. The Sweatier The Better
"Bro Ron, Today is National Sweaty Balls Day, You Know What That means!"
Illegal move when a pool player moves the cue ball off of the rail by a finger’s width, to aid in a more accurate controlled pool shot.
Hey, did you seriously just finger the cue ball to give yourself a better shot?
The popular battle royal also known as fortnite, created in 2017, attracting millions of people around the world. One of the most famous content creators for this game is the one and only ligma king ninja. The game is currently in it's 7th season.
Person 1: "Hey, you want to go play fucknut balls royal?"
Person 2: "No, I think I'll just play overfuck. Fucknut sucks.
This type of Sh*t is one of many painful dumps, The pain from this dump is horrible. It feels as if you've got kicked in the tree and giggle berries. While Sh*tting.
"Oh...It feels as if I have the
ball busting shits, I gotta go really bad"
The unfortunate effect of excessive heat on male genitalia resulting in an insane amount of perspiration in the testicular region.
I was going to go to the carnival last night, but it was so hot out I got niagara balls as soon as i walked outside.
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Where a man thrusts into either a vagina or anus using every inch of his penis, going ball deep.
Antonio: "Bro I totally Ball-Fucked Amy last night!"
Nick: "Nice Bro! BALLS DEEP!"
*Highfive*
A location on Google maps where a cousin in a large Irish Catholic Family lives. The court is shaped like a single nut-ball sack with a big cock.
This cousin receives “bag of Dicks” gifts and “I’m gay” gear from the other members of the SFFL fantasy football league.
Damon loves living at One Ball Court in Gloucester County, NJ! He will never move.
Cousin Damon got beat by cousin Fran again in fantasy. Under Rule 2018:005, Fran now has the right to bust Damon’s balls all week.
As punishment, Fran mailed a 300 pack of “bag of dicks” gifts to Damon at One Ball Court.
None of us can figure out why Damon moved his family to a court shaped like a uni-testical hanging from a really long cock. Guess he wants a lifetime supply of those bags of dicks!