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National fuck your best friends day. No matter their gender just have sex! You aren’t gay if you participate in this holiday.
“Yo bro wanna fuck? “
“No dude that’s gay.”
“But it’s December 1, fuck your friend day!”
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🚫🥜november is over boiz go hard
FINALLY ITS DECEMBER 1 *12:01am* oop i just used used up a new box of tissues and a whole bottle of lotion.
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this one’s for all my november 1st people
people born on this day are cool as hell. how do you do it???? also i’m sorry for all the NNN ones that are on here. i went through this and i feel bad for y’all. anyways you’re probably cute as hell and if you think otherwise stop lying to yourself. stupid<3
person a: hey that person is super cool i bet their birthday is on november 1
person b: yeah it probably is they are so cool and hot and sexy
person born on november 1: wow thanks guys
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National Yeet Your Shortest Best Friend Day
Tall friend: Hey it’s November 1..
Short friend: Oh no....
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The game were you can friggen shoot up a tank with the power of a pistol
Idiot Bob : "Hahahahaha xD I got tank you have no chance against me a pro player!!!!! lel"
Legend Frank : -grabs halo 1 pistol and friggen kills bob"
Idiot Bob : "WHAT THE HECCCCCCCCC MAN WHAT THE HECCCCCCCCCCCCCC"
Legend Frank : "get owned bob and also... upgrade to some real big boy words now will ya?!?!?!"
Also Legend Frank : -Drives off like a boss!-
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June 1 national give ur friend $20 day the government made this
My friend:you kno it june 1 me: ya what abt it my friend: u have to give me 20 dollars me : fine
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Rub a clit day!
Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums
Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!
You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that
Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic
Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today
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