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naill horan or "little irish princess" as the directioners call him is a fun nickname given to naill because the rest of the 1D boys treat naill like a little brother and he is irish
there is our little irish princess
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Former princess of Wales. Now deceased.
Guy 1: Hey, why are Princess Diana and mobile phones the same?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: They both die in tunnels.
Guy 2: proceeds to laugh
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Ultimate goal of Mario. Meaning that you have located the Princess and the game is now over.
"You found the princess, she's in another house, go way"
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pink smoothies, reading in bed, workouts in pretty pink sets, 10 step skincare routines, jewellery while she works out, the ultimate girly green juice girl.
I'm in my pink pilates princess era
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An attractive and very intelligent girl, who is loyal and kind and loves her friends while waging war upon her enemies. Basically everyone wishes they could be a Polish girl.
Daaaaaaaaam Ms Zawadzka! Lord have mercy! God is my shepherd, and he knows what I want and that is a Polish American Princess.
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Being awkward at almost everything in life, except for one thing which you are amazing at.
The character Casey in the movie Ice Princess is an awkward physics nerd until she starts figure skating, which, turns out, she is amazing at.
Genevieve: "Arranging the plates in the dishwasher efficiently is totally NOT my Ice Princess."
or
Guy 1: "Wow, why is Stacy talking to Rob? She's gorgeous and he's such a geek."
Guy 2: "Ah but you see, chatting up hot chicks is his Ice Princess."
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This position is used to show your girl you truly adore her with a little surprise right as you put it in.
The following steps define this sex position:
1. Don’t be sloppy on the job and forget to warm her up first!
2. When the time is nigh, flip her over on her belly, legs together, with a pillow of sorts under her pelvis to prop her ass up without any strain on her part. She should also be resting on her forearms (this will be important for the defining bit of this position)
3. Then, as she can’t see you, grab the ice cream, cupcake, mochi, or another of her favorite deserts that you’ve hidden close by, and right as you enter her, simultaneously bring the dessert into her line of sight.
4. As you slowly fuck her, spoon feed her the desert so that she doesn’t even have to lift a finger.
5. You’ve succeeded if she doesn’t have to do any work as you put delightful things in various holes.
Extra credit if you have the core strength to massage her clit with your free hand.
So we were doing The Princess (sex position), right, because it was our anniversary and all, and then get this, she spits out the ice cream in the middle of it, tells me I got the wrong kind, and that if I want to continue I'll have to go back to the store and return with her other favorite flavor.
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