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I don't qualify for her. She's too much for me.
I'm not confident to ask her out. I'm an asshole for her ;)
"Look at her, she's wonderful, why don't you ask her out"
"mmhh, no, I think She's out of my leagues"
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A sexual joke made when something says something not meant to be sexual
Fuck you got me so wet!
Thats what she said
Or
Damn that shit is hard
Thats what she said
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perhaps the most amusing thing in the world when said by a female.
dude: the problem with these phones is that they dont reach to both the ear and the mouth at the same time
chick: then get a longer phone
dude: i dont like long ones
chick: thats what she said
everyone else in room: wtf???
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A more pretentious, posh, and/or sophisticated way of expressing a "That's What She Said" joke.
Originally used by a group of High Schoolers at PorNo High, This phrase has expanded to be used by other pretentious indie kids.
But its so long!
she declared that same notion!
These things are big and bulky...
She declared that same notion!
Fire in the hole!
SHE DECLARED THAT SAME NOTION!!!!!
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You’ve probably been in many situations where you could have used a TWSS.
The key to a good TWSS joke is the unknowing setup.
All it takes is one person meaning to say something completely innocent while the immature minded listener picks up on an underlying sexual connotation!
About: being able to draw when i was a kid
I used to be really good with my hands, but now I just suck. - Thats what she said
(Think dirty! this could mean drawing or talking about hand jobs and blow jobs!)
See lots more at http://www.shesaidit.ca
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An extremely sarcastic comment stated by men who are trying to describe a girl that is one, or any combination of the following: fat, bitchy, moody, dumb, annoying, or abstinent . When stating that a girl has a "great personality" it is usually to give the illusion to any surrounding "great personalities" that the guy who is talking is actually not critisizing the blatantly negative aspects of a womans character, when in fact he rightfully is.
Dude1:"I cant belive this girl is freaking out over nothing! WTF?!?!?"
Dude2:"I told you man, shes got a great personality..."
...
Dude1Dude2:"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
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a funny group of words that you put on to another sentence to make it sound funny. this "suffix" as you may call it leaves many people dieing of laughter. it is refferring to a girl that you supposedly had sex with and it is implying that she said a certain thing while having sexual intercorse.
boy:(jumping on air bed
his friend:be careful or you'll pop it!
boy: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!
innocent girl(who has iphone)(playing with 8125) i dont like yours its to big!
boy: thats what she said
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