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When one of your perverted friends puts a sock on his penis for fun or for pleasure
“Hey did you hear ___ did sock man dan last night”
the act of driving like a fucktard. Usually involves crashing into lamp posts outside of Green Hope, clapping to songs while taking turns, and looking ugly; any who sucks terrible balls at driving a v8 lincoln
Hey alex, weren't you in the car with dan? yeah he hit that pole. he drives like a dan. Dude don't drive like a dan.
Post lockdown wasted, the level of drunk only achieved after not being able to go out drinking with your friends for almost 3 months.
Mate, after lockdown is over we are going to get Super Dan Cleavered
To take anothers idea and use it for ones own personal or financial gain.
As with Dan Brown ripping his Da Vinci Code book from the book the Holy Blood and the Holy Grail, many names and references translating identically.
"It was my idea to improve our sales targets but that little shit decided to do a Dan Brown and now he's got all the glory."
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A Dan Kingsley Bartlett (a.k.a. Daniel Kingsley Bartlett, Dan Bartlett or Penishead) is known as a dickhead and has no morals. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett is someone who loves to start fights and provoke people for no reason when they are minding their own businesses and having conservations amongst themselves that has noting to do with that person. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett has a penis on their forehead and has a hot sister. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett can give it to people but can't take it. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett hates people because of their birthplace or something they have no control over, while anyone with any moral values hate Dan Kingsley Bartlett because of the reasons stated. These three words used together are more offensive than cunt, fuck, bitch, nigger or any other swear word in the English language and should never be used in public.
Two people seeing who can give out a bigger insult...
Person 1: You're a wanker.
Person 2: You're a douche.
Person 1: You're a dickhead.
Person 2: You're an asshole.
Person 1; You're a rapist.
Person 2: You're a fuckwit.
Person 1: You're a cunt.
Person 2: You're a Dan Kingsley Bartlett!
Person 1 is now shut down.
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A name given to Dan due to lack of sex given by Mike Reader
* See Dan The Hobo
When it comes to Sex we call him NoNo Dan
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The Act of an obsession over an fictional character's moral values from a show, movie, book, or online video.
Paul Ryan had his Dan Quayle Moment when he complained about "House of Cards" character Frank Underwood whom he dislikes for having a affair with a staff reported while serving in the House Of Representatives.
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