I-Phowned

Someone who bought something very expensive with high hopes, only to find out it's completely worthless.

Person 1:I just bought an I-phone, but I need to activate it through my service provider or else it wont turn on!
Person 2: LOL! You just got i-phowned.

I-Gram

A short word referring to instagram
It is often used by trappers

ME:Seen my I-Gram page?
MY DAWG:Sure....how can i miss that

I-scare

The feeling when you fumble in your pockets, unable to find your uninsured I-phone.

'I thought the insurance was too expensive, but after suffering about 3 I-scares a day, I got it anyway'

i-Ready

A stupid website that is gay and plory and yoop think they will educate you but they make you kermit sewer slide

Teacher: We're doing i-Ready
Jose: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i-Ready

A horrible teaching platform that attempts to seem young and relatable, which it fails at, and keep everything at a first grade explanation, no matter the subject or difficulty of it.

Jim: i-Ready is bad.
Joe: Yes

I misspoke

I lied or just made it up on the spot.

When I said that I landed under sniper fire,I misspoke.

i-Torch

n. When you use your I-Pod as a torch at night or in dark places.

"Man it's dark out here."
"Hey, I'll turn on my i-Torch then we'll get to the car."