Halo 1

The game were you can friggen shoot up a tank with the power of a pistol

Idiot Bob : "Hahahahaha xD I got tank you have no chance against me a pro player!!!!! lel"
Legend Frank : -grabs halo 1 pistol and friggen kills bob"
Idiot Bob : "WHAT THE HECCCCCCCCC MAN WHAT THE HECCCCCCCCCCCCCC"
Legend Frank : "get owned bob and also... upgrade to some real big boy words now will ya?!?!?!"
Also Legend Frank : -Drives off like a boss!-

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1 April

Zarah n Whirlon Day

Whirlon:Zarah do you know what day its today
Zarah:1 april ?
Whirlon: no dummy its our day

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hook 1

someone who is cooler then an icko, or uggo.

You play world of warcraft?
What a hook 1

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Silver 1

Garbage

I am a Silver 1 in Rocket League.

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Year 1

Any ignorant person or persons who actions or behavior does not reflect a person with some sense.

"Stop acting like a year 1"

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June 1

June 1 national give ur friend $20 day the government made this

My friend:you kno it june 1 me: ya what abt it my friend: u have to give me 20 dollars me : fine

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July 1

Rub a clit day!

Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums

Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!

You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that

Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic

Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today

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