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Like a tittie wank, but with arse, better with lots of lube.
First dates back to Ancient China, ~1200 BC
The "Diang Wong" dynasty were the first to discove rand learn the ways of the Chinese Arse Wank. Most of the masterful knowledge of the chinese arsewank was lost in the great antiquity, however the legend and myth lives on and people still attempt to practice.
"I had mad sex last night, she even me a chinese arse wank, it was mad"
When you jam your penis into your dogs asshole and light your hair on fire
Totally chinese fire dogged my golden retriever last night.
Free games, MP3s, unlocked paid software or other not-so-legit software downloaded from a website written in Chinese. You can usually find these in YouTube descriptions or shady blogs, promising hacks and bonuses such as free in-app purchases for games, but these apps usually contain viruses and/or adware.
Andy: I downloaded sketchy Chinese software to hack a game and now my phone is full of ads!
Kaine: I told you not to download sketchy Chinese software.
putting anal beads in your penis, jerking off, busting, then pulling the anal beads out and the semen being launched on the female taint
my wife was tired of using them so she let me use them! MAN i love the Chinese cum gun
a small angry chinese man,who humps mooses for a living to support his 14 black babies.
dude.i saw a chinese moose humper the other day!
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During sexual intercourse, while having a threesome, one man (engaging in vaginal sex) puts the woman in a full nelson while the other man (or woman) pulls on the legs of the first woman, causing enormous pain to the woman's vagina.
Me, Katie and Dave tried the Chinese Crying Mantis last night. Katie was screaming her fucking head off!
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When a bitch sucks your nuts so hard you pass out
This girl gave me a Chinese soul-suck last night
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