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The morning after sex, while the woman is still asleep, the act of cumming on her upper lip, then attaching a $20 bill to it.
A: Dude, how did that chick get home this morning?
B: Oh, it was no big deal, I gave her Jackson's Mustache.
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Used, commonly in exclamation, when something unfortunate occurs, similar to bogus. Derived from the all-star baseball player of the same name, who often broke bats over his knee in anger over strike-outs.
You just lost your job? Bo jackson!
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The kickass Bassist from the band Queensryche. so awesome, and yet so overlooked that he doesn't even have a definition on fuckin' urban dictionary. People will die because of this.
I'd get gay for Eddie Jackson. hahaha
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Is a man that plays baseball but isn’t very good cause when he runs he’s held back by his baseball bat sized cock.
Real shame about that guy over there he’s a total Jackson Foster. His cock is so big he can’t even run right damn thing holds him back like an anchor
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Lazy as fuck, hates PE, GOD at Fortnite, son of Cynical.
"REAL Jackson is lazy AS FUCK!"
-My PE teacher
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