The usage of an improper mathematical formula or spontaneous number crunching usually caused by a sudden lapse in a student or mathematician's mind.
Dave: "That linear equation exam sucked this morning."
Roberto: "Fo sho, homey. I totally had a head full of math salad!"
Dave: "Tavern tonight?"
Roberto: "Damn straight!"
a phrase of randomness to get someone to talk in an otherwise silent chat room.
07:10 <n0cturnal> needs sleep nn peeps
07:12 <jacobc> am out also laterz guise
10:26 <bungle> bacon salad
10:31 <BeijingRona> lol
when you jerk off someone that’s mentally challenged
‘Did you see what happened old people’s home yesterday? One of the nurses was caught salad wacking Mr Johnson!’
When a man finishes his load onto his partners anus and proceeds to blow snot rockets and other bodily fluids of his choice to lay on top of the anus. The dom will then proceed to scoop the salad with a spoon to be served to his partner.
He wanted to try the slimey salad. I showed him a selection of my finest spoons
What kind of girlfriend would I be if I wouldn’t eat his slimey salad?
Hey boss i’m not going to be able to come in today. Got a little sick from chowing down on my husbands slimey salad.
The appetizer came from Egypt and became popular and loved in the UK (specifically in Liverpool). Those who eat it will become overconfident in front of the opponent and have to receive karma.
Madrid fans:"Serve me an egyptian salad with some Karma sauce"
Another term for a hat. Covers your hair(salad).
Bud we're in the Windy City, my letty is getting blown around like my horn was last night. I need a salad cover to contain this flowage from flying off my cranium.