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Stoner Tax

The price you pay for smoking the devil's lettuce. It could come in many forms; leaving your keys somewhere, misplacing your wallet, forgetting your girlfriend's name during sex, forgetting your lighter at home, etc.

Brad: Oh man! I got way too baked and left my wallet on my desk!
Chad: That is a hefty stoner Tax right there!

by Tippd_off January 8, 2021


Stoner Tax

The termed used to describe the fact that common items branded for cannabis use are much more expensive than identical items not intended for stoners.

Damn, that rolling tray is exactly the same as the one at the dollar store but because it has a pot leaf on it and I bought it at a head shop there was a serious stoner tax.

by loopbedoop July 2, 2022


stoner search

The wandering search of a stoned person looking for food or trying to accomplish a task, often ending in forgetting what they were searching for.

Where did Jessie go? "She's off on a stoner search for oreos and forgot what she was doing. We might have to find her..."

by cmike April 15, 2022


Secondhand Stoner

An intelligence gather shed some lite on this phrase as a form of standardized encryption to adapt to the original form of STONE:
Secondhand Stone is a title accomplished when an original STONER becomes a 86 upon realization of its sight of reality. In infinate numbered perspectives, the Secondhand Stoner is a defensive protocol amounting circumstanced evidence to associate formed offense, becoming (not deception) a valid tool of authenticity which enables the host to balance his values in the event of property raids that get listed as unfamiliar due to neglected domain servitude.

With abilities a Stoner has to evolve, secondhand stoning is showing some key potential for it's own growth in Urbania but, Offense is always the first form of defense in war strategy. It is often blacklisted as one of the most notorious ways to tell elder ones to completely discourse their current pathways to avoid zenith intricacies at the 'end of the road'

or 'middle of this fight'.
It's like the two wolves story in naturalist circles to cultivate symmetry, and hold the white man down long enough to scalp him before the body dies.
Beforehand, some religion is required to learn this trait.
Unlike publicized stoners, this form of meditation is most likely practiced privately by confirmed governing parties. Much of this frame may be self taught through many years of coditioned, conducting research.

This is a great topic. Christ-like conception is utilized.. here! 😁

Before a secondhand stoner interfered with my objections, an orphan taught a woman my royal creed. She stayed in her own family this way.

by Bidwellish Debater August 30, 2019


Stoner Creek

A creek in Soddy-Daisy where smoke spots are plentiful and people frequently get high

Lets go to the smoke spot in the woods near Stoner Creek

by El gay El Rod October 7, 2020


sensitive stoner

A person who smokes cannabis but likes to keep to themselves or prefers minimal external stimuli.

May have a bad high with others, overthinking and panic. Prefers a softer high and experience without harsh sounds or events.

“She’s a sensitive stoner, she’ll probably go home and watch tv and bundle up instead of going out.”

“I consider myself a sensitive stoner, I don’t like to get stoned with many people, I keep to myself and don’t like getting worked up with others high”.

by MrZaza September 1, 2023


Stoner sip

While stoned and mouth dry, you go for some liquid but there is very little remaining in the bottle and you know you will need it again. You take the smallest sip possible only to wet your throat while retaining enough liquid for many more stoner sips.

My buddy started coughing after a giant rip and asked for my water. I told him to take a stoner sip but the bastard finished off the rest of my water and we have a 9 mile hike to finish.

by aDanishMafiaHit May 25, 2021