street food

Food that is found on the ground and eaten by either a tramp a drunk or a drunken tramp

"James what are you eating man"

" just found some quality Street food man "

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Outside food

Food that is brought into a secure building. Such as Jail, Prison, Bording school, Detention ceneters, Drug and Alcohol treatment.

Hell yeah man, My family is visiting today and I get outside food.

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food boy

One who consumes large amounts of food. A large, often morbidly obese teenager, that can be found within the confines of their room, in front of a television/computer.

That Spy is such a food boy. How can he eat all of those cookies in one sitting?

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Unicorn Food

Food that is too pretty to eat.

These cupcakes are unicorn food.

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Food Stoned

The feeling of being "high" after eating a large meal, one that is usually very delicious and satisfying.

Kamal - "Oh man, that shit was bangin."

Casey - "...Huh? I blacked out for a second... I'm sooo food stoned."

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butt food

A type of food that gives you the same nutritional value had you shoved it up your ass.

Hey, what say we hit Whitey's for lunch?

No way, that's butt food! I can't take it anymore.

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food stamps

Money that the government supposedly gives to people who do not make enough money to buy "nutritious food" because of not getting paid enough from their job, or not having a job. But it's really only given to blacks and mexicans, especially mexicans that don't speak English.

Not given to Asian Americans or whites who don't make enough money to do anything but pay bills, or live in their vehicles and worry about when they are going to get their next meal. Also, not given to people that don't dress ghetto.

Most food stamps are used by rich/poor black people, mexicans, or white people who dress or are ghetto.

---Example 1---
Asian #1: Hey man, I'm tired of stealing hot dogs from work, so I'm going to go apply for food stamps.
Asian #2: Alright man, you don't make more than $1100 a month, right?
Asian #1: I'm lucky if I make that.

1 month later...
Asian #1: WTF! They said I make too much money to get food stamps.
Mexican lady: What? I make more than you, and I have it. Honestly, you'd get them if you were black.

---Example 2---

white girl: I've applied for food stamps 3 times, and I can never get them. I have 2 kids and work part time in a gas station. I've been on the section 8 list for a couple years.
Asian #1: Wow...I couldn't get food stamps either.
white girl: Every time I go there, I see black people with all kinds of gold chains and expensive looking jewelry.
Asian #1: Yeah, I've seen a few come in here who had food stamp balances of over $1200. Wtf?
Asian #2: Wow...the government is all fucked up...

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