air gang

People with bounce.

Omg I want to be in the air gang.

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Air Cookie

The act of farting in a cupped hand and rapidly presenting it to someone

Pfft.. swish, "oh man that's sick," "What you do not like air cookies?"

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Fat air

n.

When a person missteps and trips on a seemingly invisible object. It is theorized that the person may have actually ran afoul of a pocket of air denser than the surrounding air.

Guy 1: Connie and I were walking down the hall when she tripped and fell out of nowhere. Landed right on her face!

Guy 2: You sure she didn't trip over fat air? I've seen that happen before.

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Air Pie

When one attempts to draw the attention or initiate conversation with someone they know, only to be completely ignored, leaving the instigator looking like a total twat.

*Ryan has headphones in*

Josh- "Yooo Ryan my man how you doing?"

Ryan-

Sean- "Nice big slice of Air Pie there Josh, fancy sharing?"

Josh- "I don't even like Ryan"

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Air pods

Stupidly expensive headphones that rich kids get for christmas and their birthday's.

Oh no he can't hear us he has air pods in

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Air Horned

When your partner passes wind while receving anal oral servitude.

Jonno got Air horned by his girlfriend while licking out her anus

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Air Dump

The act of releasing gas. Also known as farting, passing gas, blowing a stinky, etc.

Chelsea: Ew. What's that smell?
Ellen: HA HA HA
Chelsea: EWW ELLEN YOU JUST TOOK AN AIR DUMP ON ME!!

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